The Aural Sex Contents The Aural Sex Master Album List Master Song List Music Sites Notes The Aural Sex Men can't communicate with women, that much is known. Death, taxes, and "talking only when there's something to say." Though perfectly acceptable in the company of chest-beaters, the syntax of saying little-- grunts, single sentences, lengthy periods of silence, etc.-- is neither understood by nor necessarily well-tolerated by the Other Sex. Women gripe as they've always griped, bemoaning the steady stream of "thoughtfeeling" that they know their mate is having but isn't expressing. Heck, even ol' Babs "Infomercials 'R' Us" DeAngelis has a new book on the matter, "What Women Want Men To Know," a tantalizing, near-$23 tome that's crammed with details a-plenty about why each gender frustrates the Hell out of the other. One method of communication not included in DeAngelis' book-- at least on hasty skim-through-- is a man's recorded musical expression of himself. That is, those certain, special songs that say everything he can't. Thus, and for the benefit of silence-facing female readers, I present Mike's Guide to Men's Feelings, a laundry list of Standard Male Emotions (SME) as associated with the titles of assorted harder-rock and heavy-metal songs. Each track is the aural equivalent of the indexed emotion, in musical tone or lyrical content or both. (That the artists represent the same eras of rock music listened to by the author is, frankly, purely coincidental. And don't call me Frank.) Wanna know what a man's feelings feel like, Ladies? Just listen to one or more of these... Dude. Addiction in Boast I Drink Alone, George Thorogood Addiction in Truth Demon Alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne Bein' Poor Down Payment Blues, AC/DC Bravado You Better Run, Motorhead Bravado, Violent Ton of Bricks, Metal Church Brutish Menace Iron Man, Black Sabbath Buttocks and Instructions Regarding Kissing Of Son of a Bitch, Accept The Cave, Why We Go There and Why We Like It There Coma, Guns 'n' Roses Commitment Perfect Strangers, Deep Purple Competition Gimme The Prize, Queen Competition, Vehicular Hell Bent For Leather, Judas Priest Crossing the Line This Means War, AC/DC Depression Paranoid, Black Sabbath Determination Fast as a Shark, Accept Determination, Grim Orgasmatron, Motorhead Drive Headhunter, Krokus Energy, Having High Amount Of Battery, Metallica Exotic Lands and Visits Therein Kashmir, Led Zeppelin The Fight Blood of Kings, Manowar Focus Steeler, Judas Priest Freebird, Meaning of as Told to Woman Walkin' By Myself, Gary Moore (kick-ass live version) Frustration, Residential Right Next Door to Hell, Guns 'n' Roses Games, Childlike Glee From Playing Do You Wanna Play?, Extreme Growth and Inherent Pain Therein Dream On, Aerosmith The Hunt Man on a Mission, Van Halen Inner Strength Stiff Upper Lip, AC/DC Intestinal Fortitude Big Balls, AC/DC Insolence Peace Stills, But Who's Buying?, Megadeth Laughing At Miracle Man, Ozzy Osbourne Laughing At with Subsequent Talking To Led Clones, Gary Moore Lawlessness Breaking the Law, Judas Priest Leaky Eyes And Related Shame Man Enough To Cry, Accept Love, Fondness Sweet Child o' Mine, Guns 'n' Roses Love, Losing The One To Sings The Blues, Motorhead Love, Disorientation Resulting From Bitch, Exodus (cover) Love, Aggressive Invitation Of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Slayer (cover) Lust, 24/7 Planet of Women, ZZ Top Madness Diary of a Madman, Ozzy Osbourne Mate Selection, Cafeteria Style Good Enough, Van Halen Meaning of Life as Action Don't Waste Your Time, Motorhead Meaning of Life as Adventure Be The Ball, Slash's Snakepit Measurements, Female Whole Lotta Rosie, AC/DC Measurements, Female (alternate) She's Heavy, Slade The Need for Speed, Horizontal Highwaystar, Deep Purple The Need for Speed, Vertical High Speed Dirt, Megadeth Nice Clothes and Why We Wear Them Sharp Dressed Man, ZZ Top Oppression, Conformity, et al Balls to the Walls, Accept Outrage and Bratty Response To Startin' Up a Posse, Anthrax Penis as Own Entity Evil Dick, Body Count Political Upheaval NWO, Ministry Power Breaker, Accept Power, Posturing and Tyrant, Judas Priest (live) The Prowl and Subsequent Joy Upon Sighting Her Intruder/(Oh) Pretty Woman, Van Halen Quickies As Later Related in Locker Rooms Love in an Elevator, Aerosmith Ready to Prowl Feeling Hot, Page/Coverdale Reckless Abandon Ace of Spades, Motorhead Recognition, Ceremonial For Those About To Rock (We Salute You), AC/DC Relationship Control, Aggressive Wielding Of You Could Be Mine, Guns 'n' Roses Religion, God After Forever, Biohazard (cover) Religion, the Devil South of Heaven, Slayer Returning Back in Black, AC/DC Returning Home Mama, I'm Coming Home, Ozzy Osbourne Rite of Passage, Epic Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Iron Maiden Rite of Passage, Personal Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath, Black Sabbath Sexual Arousal Turn Me On, Accept Sexual Climax Eruption, Van Halen (instrumental) Sexual Consummation, Fast Eat Me Alive, Judas Priest Sexual Consummation, Slow Delivering the Goods, Judas Priest Sexual Consumption Under My Wheels, Alice Cooper Sexual Consumption, Cranked to "11" Locomotive, Guns 'n' Roses Sexual Seduction Slow And Easy, Whitesnake Sexual Side-Effects, Unwanted The Jack, AC/DC Sexual Stress Got Me Under Pressure, ZZ Top Sexual Submission Evil Fantasies, Judas Priest Starting Day with Bang Good Morning, Blackfoot Sports and Why We Watch Crush 'Em, Megadeth Surprise, Comeuppance As You've Got Another Thing Comin', Judas Priest Surprise, Unwanted Caught With Your Pants Down, AC/DC Swagger Bad to the Bone, George Thorogood Sympathy as Directed at Female Don't Cry, Guns 'n' Roses Sympathy as Directed at Male Losing More Than You Ever Had, Accept Tired and Other Feelings of Fatigue Heft, Fastway The Truth Don't Lie To Me, Motorhead Unexpressed Emotion The Loner, Gary Moore (instrumental) Unrequited Love Winners and Losers, Accept War, The Generals War Pigs, Black Sabbath War, The Trenches For Whom The Bell Tolls, Metallica Women, Bars, and Emergency Exits Gimme Three Steps, Lynyrd Skynyrd Women, Bars, and Picking Fights with Boyfriends Thunder and Lightning, Thin Lizzy Women and What They Do To Us Cat Scratch Fever, Ted Nugent Women and What They Do To Us, Part 2 Wango Tango, Ted Nugent Women and What They Do To Us, Part 3 Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, Ted Nugent Women and What They Do To Us, Part 4 Stranglehold, Ted Nugent   Master Album List AC/DC, Back in Black, 1980 Back in Black AC/DC, Ballbreaker, 1995 Caught With Your Pants Down   AC/DC, Blow Up Your Video, 1988 This Means War   AC/DC, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, 1981 Big Balls AC/DC, For Those About To Rock, 1981 1 For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)   AC/DC, High Voltage, 1976 The Jack AC/DC, Powerage, 1994 Down Payment Blues   Whole Lotta Rosie   AC/DC, Stiff Upper Lip, 2000 Stiff Upper Lip   Accept, Balls to the Wall, 1984 2  Balls to the Walls   Losing More Than You Ever Had   Turn Me On   Winners and Losers   Accept, Breaker, 1982 3  Breaker Son of a Bitch   Accept, Restless and Wild, 1983 Fast as a Shark   Accept, Russian Roulette, 1986 Man Enough To Cry   Aerosmith, Aerosmith, 1973 Dream On   Aerosmith, Pump, 1989 Love in an Elevator   Alice Cooper, Decline of Western Civilization Part 2, The Metal Years Soundtrack, 1988 4 Under My Wheels (cover, w/Alice and Axl Rose)  Anthrax, Attack of the Killer "B's", 1991 Startin' Up a Posse Biohazard, Nativity in Black, 1994 5  After Forever (cover)  Black Sabbath, Paranoid, 1971 Iron Man   Paranoid   War Pigs   Black Sabbath, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, 1973 Sabbath Bloody Sabbath   Blackfoot, Marauder, 1981 Good Morning   Body Count, Body Count, 1992 6  Evil Dick   Deep Purple, Machinehead, 1972 Highwaystar   Deep Purple, Perfect Strangers, 1984 Perfect Strangers   Exodus, Force of Habit, 1992 Bitch (cover)  Extreme, Extreme, 1989 Do You Wanna Play?   Fastway, Fastway, 1983 7  Heft   Gary Moore, After the War, 1988  Led Clones (vocals by Ozzy Osbourne) Gary Moore, Blues Alive, 1992 Walkin' By Myself (kick-ass live version) Gary Moore, Wild Frontier, 1987 The Loner (instrumental)  George Thorogood, Bad to the Bone, 1985 Bad to the Bone George Thorogood, Maverick, 1982 I Drink Alone   Guns 'n' Roses, Use Your Illusion I, 1991 Coma   Don't Cry   Right Next Door to Hell   Guns 'n' Roses, Use Your Illusion II, 1991 Locomotive   You Could Be Mine Guns 'n' Roses, Welcome to the Jungle, 1987 Sweet Child o' Mine   Headhunter, Headhunter, 1982 Krokus   Iron Maiden, Powerslave, 1984 8 Rime of the Ancient Mariner Judas Priest, British Steel, 1980 Breaking the Law   Steeler   Judas Priest, Defenders of the Faith, 1983 Eat Me Alive   Judas Priest, Hell Bent For Leather, 1979 Delivering the Goods   Evil Fantasies   Hell Bent For Leather   Judas Priest, Screaming For Vengeance, 1982 You've Got Another Thing Comin'   Judas Priest, Unleashed in the East, 1979 Tyrant (live)  Led Zeppelin, Physical Graffiti, 1975 Kashmir   Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pronounced Leh-nerd Skin-nerd, 1973  Gimme Three Steps 9   Manowar, Kings of Metal, 1988 Blood of the Kings   Megadeth, Countdown to Extinction, 1992 High Speed Dirt   Megadeth, Peace Sells... But Who's Buying, 1986 Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? Megadeth, Risk, 1999 Crush 'Em   Metal Church, The Dark, 1987 Ton of Bricks   Metallica, Ride the Lightning, 1986 10  Battery   For Whom The Bell Tolls   Ministry, Psalm 69, 1992 NWO   Motorhead, 1916, 1991 The One To Sings The Blues   Motorhead, Ace of Spades, 1980 Ace of Spades - Motorhead, Bastards, 1993 11  Don't Waste Your Time   Motorhead, March Or Die, 1992 You Better Run   Motorhead, Orgasmatron, 1986 12  Orgasmatron   Motorhead, Snake Bite Love, 1998 Don't Lie To Me   Ozzy Osbourne, Diary of a Madman, 1981 Diary of a Madman Ozzy Osbourne, No More Tears, 1995 Demon Alcohol   Mama, I'm Coming Home   Ozzy Osbourne, No Rest For the Wicked, 1989 Miracle Man Page/Coverdale, Page/Coverdale, 1993 Feeling Hot Queen, A Kind of Magic, 1986 13  Gimme The Prize Slade, You Boyz Make Big Noize, 1987 She's Heavy Slash's Snakepit, It's Five O' Clock Somewhere, 1995 Be The Ball Slayer, Less Than Zero Soundtrack, 1987 In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (cover) Slayer, South of Heaven, 1988 14  South of Heaven   Ted Nugent, Cat Scratch Fever, 1977 Cat Scratch Fever Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Ted Nugent, Double Live Gonzo, 1978 Stranglehold (live, of course) Ted Nugent, Scream Dream, 1980 Wango Tango Thin Lizzy, Thunder and Lightning, 1983 15  Thunder and Lightning Van Halen, 5150, 1986 SH Good Enough Van Halen, Diver Down, 1987 DLR Intruder /(Oh) Pretty Woman Van Halen, For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, 1981 SH Man on a Mission Van Halen, Van Halen, 1987 DLR Eruption (instrumental) Whitesnake, Slide It In, 1984 Slow And Easy ZZ Top, Afterburner, 1985 Planet of Women ZZ Top, Eliminator, 1983 16 Got Me Under Pressure Sharp Dressed Man   Master Song List Ace of Spades, Motorhead - Reckless Abandon After Forever (cover), Biohazard - Religion, God Back in Black, AC/DC - Returning Bad to the Bone, George Thorogood - Swagger Balls to the Walls, Accept - Oppression, Conformity, et al Battery, Metallica - Energy, Having High Amount Of Be The Ball, Slash's Snakepit - Meaning of Life as Adventure Big Balls, AC/DC - Intestinal Fortitude Bitch (cover), Exodus - Love, Disorientation Resulting From Blood of the Kings, Manowar - The Fight Breaker, Accept - Power Breaking the Law, Judas Priest - Lawlessness Cat Scratch Fever, Ted Nugent - Women and What They Do To Us Caught With Your Pants Down, AC/DC - Surprise, Unwanted Coma, Guns 'n' Roses - The Cave, Why We Go There and Why We Like It There Crush 'Em, Megadeth - Sports and Why We Watch Delivering the Goods, Judas Priest - Sexual Consummation, Slow Demon Alcohol, Ozzy Osbourne - Addiction in Truth Diary of a Madman, Ozzy Osbourne - Madness Do You Wanna Play?, Extreme - Games, Childlike Glee From Playing Don't Cry, Guns 'n' Roses - Sympathy as Directed at Female Don't Lie To Me, Motorhead - The Truth Don't Waste Your Time, Motorhead - Meaning of Life as Action Down Payment Blues, AC/DC - Bein' Poor Dream On, Aerosmith - Growth and Inherent Pain Therein Eat Me Alive, Judas Priest - Sexual Consummation, Fast Eruption (instrumental), Van Halen - Sexual Climax Evil Dick, Body Count - Penis as Own Entity Evil Fantasies, Judas Priest - Sexual Submission Fast as a Shark, Accept - Determination Feeling Hot, Page/Coverdale - Ready to Prowl For Those About To Rock (We Salute You), AC/DC - Recognition, Ceremonial For Whom The Bell Tolls, Metallica - War, The Trenches Gimme The Prize, Queen - Competition Gimme Three Steps, Lynyrd Skynyrd - Women, Bars, and Emergency Exits Good Enough, Van Halen - Mate Selection, Cafeteria Style Good Morning, Blackfoot - Starting Day with Bang Got Me Under Pressure, ZZ Top - Sexual Stress Heft, Fastway, Fastway - Tired and Other Feelings of Fatigue Hell Bent For Leather, Judas Priest - Competition, Vehicular High Speed Dirt, Megadeth - The Need for Speed, Vertical Highwaystar, Deep Purple - The Need for Speed, Horizontal I Drink Alone, George Thorogood - Addiction in Boast In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (cover), Slayer - Love, Aggressive Invitation Of Intruder /(Oh) Pretty Woman, Van Halen - The Prowl and Subsequent Joy Upon Sighting Her Iron Man, Black Sabbath - Brutish Menace Kashmir, Led Zeppelin - Exotic Lands and Visits Therein Krokus, Headhunter - Drive Led Clones, Gary Moore (vocals by Ozzy Osbourne) - Laughing At with Subsequent Talking To Locomotive, Guns 'n' Roses - Sexual Consumption, Cranked to "11" Losing More Than You Ever Had, Accept - Sympathy as Directed at Male Love in an Elevator, Aerosmith - Quickies As Later Related in Locker Rooms Mama, I'm Coming Home, Ozzy Osbourne - Returning Home Man Enough To Cry, Accept - Leaky Eyes And Related Shame Man on a Mission, Van Halen - The Hunt Miracle Man, Ozzy Osbourne NWO, Ministry - Political Upheaval Orgasmatron, Motorhead - Determination, Grim Paranoid, Black Sabbath - Depression Peace Stills, But Who's Buying?, Megadeth - Insolence Perfect Strangers, Deep Purple - Commitment Planet of Women, ZZ Top - Lust, 24/7 Right Next Door to Hell, Guns 'n' Roses - Frustration, Residential Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Iron Maiden - Rite of Passage, Epic Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath, Black Sabbath - Rite of Passage, Personal Sharp Dressed Man, ZZ Top - Nice Clothes and Why We Wear Them She's Heavy, Slade - Measurements, Female (alternate) Slow And Easy, Whitesnake - Sexual Seduction Son of a Bitch, Accept - Buttocks and Instructions Regarding Kissing Of South of Heaven, Slayer - Religion, the Devil Startin' Up a Posse, Anthrax - Outrage and Bratty Response To Steeler, Judas Priest - Focus Stiff Upper Lip, AC/DC - Inner Strength Stranglehold, Ted Nugent (live, of course) - Women and What They Do To Us, Part 4 Sweet Child o' Mine, Guns 'n' Roses - Love, Fondness The Jack, AC/DC - Sexual Side-Effects, Unwanted The Loner (instrumental), Gary Moore - Un- expressed Emotion The One To Sings The Blues, Motorhead - Love, Losing This Means War, AC/DC - Crossing the Line Thunder and Lightning, Thin Lizzy - Women, Bars, and Picking Fights with Boyfriends Ton of Bricks, Metal Church - Bravado, Violent Turn Me On, Accept - Sexual Arousal Tyrant (live), Judas Priest - Power, Posturing and Under My Wheels, Alice Cooper (cover, w/Alice and Axl Rose) - Sexual Consumption Walkin' By Myself, Gary Moore (kick-ass live version) - Freebird, Meaning of as Told to Woman Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, Ted Nugent - Women and What They Do To Us, Part 3 Wango Tango, Ted Nugent - Women and What They Do To Us, Part 2 War Pigs, Black Sabbath - War, The Generals Whole Lotta Rosie, AC/DC - Measurements, Female Winners and Losers, Accept - Unrequited Love You Better Run, Motorhead - Bravado You Could Be Mine, Guns 'n' Roses, - Relationship Control, Aggressive Wielding Of You've Got Another Thing Comin', Judas Priest - Surprise, Comeuppance As   Music Sites For more information about all things rock musical, the author recommends: http://www.cdnow.com Good place to buy, or just listen to song snippets   http://www.cduniverse.com Ditto   http://www.allmusic.com All Music Guide. Histories, discographies, record ratings, and more. And not just rock music    http://www.ubl.com Ultimate Band List. Exactly that...   http://www.hardradio.com For the "metal inclined"   http://www.electricbasement.com Ditto   http://www.icemagazine.com Release dates, baby! Both new and "from the vaults"   http://www.sonymusic.com/news/newsletters Links to 'letters from Columbia, Epic, Sony Legacy, et al   http://www.amazon.com http://www.barnesandnoble.com and others, including CD Now and CD Universe Can't find the track listing of an upcoming release? Try a couple other retailers. Some post the information weeks ahead of others. Rock on...   Notes 1 Insert sound of cannon fire 2 Warning: this album rocks 3 Prefer live versions from Staying A Life, 1997 4 Rapper Ice-T as metal act 5 Hilarious documentary from "Wayne's World" director Penelope Spheeris. 6 Black Sabbath tribute album 7 Ex-Motorhead axe "Fast" Eddie Clark 8 Song from poem by Samuel Taylor Coolridge. Sample lyrics: "See his eye as he stops one of three; Mesmerizes one of the wedding guests, stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea. 9 Bubba 10 Back before they, like, sucked 11 Ridiculously hard-to-find 12 Song title from Woody Allen's "Sleeper" 13 Includes sounds 'n' stuff from movie "Highlander 14 Title of latest album? "God Hates Us All" 15 Also hard-to-find 16 Drummer's name is Frank Beard. Really   Home Search Mike Legeros Copyright 2023 by Michael J. Legeros