Isn't She Great? (2000)

  
ISN'T SHE GREAT?  is an early candidate for Year's Worst.  We're
talkin' hideous-times-ten in this Bette Midler-starring bio-pic
of Jacqueline Susann, the bestselling authoress of "Valley of
the Dolls." Between the bad acting, anything-goes tone, zero back-
ground information, Burt Bacharach's creepy lounge-music score, 
and Nathan Lane's animatronic eyebrows, I pulled the emergency 
brake at the thirty minute mark.  Just dreadful.  Andrew Bergman
(!) directs and Paul Rudnick (!!) writes.

Grade: F (extrapolated) 

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