07/01/09 150 W, 1 I - + 4 - 11 Charlotte Flight Diverts After Passenger Dons Birthday Suit

On the subject of things that happen when airborne, WRAL reports the cheeky story of a U.S. Airways flight from Charlotte that was diverted today after a passenger disrobed and dangled about the cabin. The reason for the clothes expulsion is not known. Adverse reaction to airline food? Peculiar protest to rising ticket prices? Misguided attempt to join the Mile High Club? After the in-flight exposure-- was he sitting in the tail section?-- the coach-class nudist was physically restrained. Cuffed in the buff, if you will. After landing in Albuquerque, Mr. Natural was arrested and taken in custody by the FBI. Unknown if he was issued a blanket, jacket, or fig leaf. No longer facing the moon, the flight continued onto Los Angeles, with remaining passengers presumably clothed, and bloggers everywhere cracking themselves up. The end.

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